Mykonos port was packed with signs and hostel drivers ready to whisk their patrons away and as I helped the boys try to find their hostel, I was ushered away to the Paradise beach bus which I was 'about to miss', so I ran off and told the stranded boys to come and meet me later on. Paradise beach was literally a full on resort and luckily Zoe came to find me at reception or I would have had no clue where to go. We went for a feed and wifi, which was only available at the restaurant down the road!! (Surely 40 euro a night earns you some Internet!) Expense and poor quality seemed to characterise Mykonos, as my lunch of a gyros portion, smaller and much worse tasting than the one I ate in Athens, amounted to a hefty 12 euro. I was SO angry but there was little you could do to avoid the price hike, the resort was isolated and every food, drink or thing for sale was astronomically overpriced. To lift my mood I went and found the star girls hanging by the beach and travel tales were exchanged. By the sounds of things from their stories, Mykonos lived up to its reputation of a party island. I went to meet up with the boys next as we had planned at 5pm and by 6, we found each other. By that t,e the party was well and truly happening with table top dancing and blaring the music and Ethan decided he hated it, and once his mind was made up there is no changing it. We sat down and shared a bottle of wine which was the cheapest thing on the menu while I listened to Eth complain nonstop at the resort, it's tackiness, the people and the prices, which I did agree with, but when in Rome hey? Complaining wasn't going to change anything, so I just decided to attempt to ignore him and embrace the paradise life.
We loaded up on cheap wine, blasted tunes from our phones and made plans to meet the star girls at tropicana at 7.30. The boys soon perked up a bit once under the influence and Zoe and Mish joined in the pre drinking action and before I knew it, it was 7.30! The others went for dinner but Eth and I decided we didn't need dinner, that was mistake number one. We started partying and having fun and then I decided we should do shots! Mistake number two. If those shots weren't enough, I decided for another round of show, this time ouzo. Mistake number three. By this point I was well and truly drunk and participating with the girls in the tabletop dancing we had scorned earlier on. We all went back to our room for some more drinks, don't ask me why, but luckily I spent most of my time making drunken videos with Mish and giving thommo piggy back rides, not consuming more alcohol. From there we made our way to Cavo, the big club which had a pool inside it! We had paid 30 euro just for entry so we were all looking forward to a big night. Unfortunately though, on the walk there, the true extent of my drunkness hit and I was in no state to go clubbing. We went it though purely to make the most of our money but within 10minutes I was falling asleep and Ethan carried me home, woops!
I woke up at midday the next day feeling shocking and very angry at myself for not even making it out, and wasting 30 euros on entry. I was slightly glad to hear thommo had suffered a similar fate to me and that I wasn't the only one who overestimated their drinking abilities. It was time to check out and move to our new hostel in Mykonos town for a different insight into the island. Strangely, I couldn't find my phone anywhere. The panic began to set in but I hadn't taken it out with me the night before so it had to be somewhere, but as we turned the room upside down it became apparent it was gone. I desperately emptied my bag in the hunt but it was nowhere to be found. We had to check out so angrily and upset I left the room phone less and suffered my first loss for the trip, secretly hoping it would turn up in someone else's stuff... It didn't.
Mykonos town was exactly what I pictured Greece to be and was so refreshing compared to the over commercialised and bogan population inhabiting paradise beach. White buildings, blue shutters and roofs, narrow winding alleyways with cobblestones cute outdoor restaurants. We dumped our bags at the boys place and the girls went to look while I was googling and trying to help find a map or anything. It had been nearly an hour and I had searched my bag about 3 times for my phone. The girls still weren't back, my phone was clearly gone for good and I began to worry they were lost. I had clearly underestimated these girls as they came back about ten minutes later declaring we found it! Anyone who has been to Mykonos will understand what am incredible feat this is, every building looks the same, there are no signs or labels or street signs. Even hostel worlds directions helpfully say- ''Please call us to pick you up from the port, as mykonos is a labyrinth , it is impossible to give you directions'. Feeling like a proud mum, the girls led the way to our new home which turned out to be well worth the hunt. A full apartment with 5 beds, kitchen, bathroom and a rooftop terrace just for us with a view of all of Mykonos- for nearly half the price of our small room at paradise beach. I can't explain how glad I was we at least got one night to experience town and the real Mykonos rather than the dodgy resort! Avicii was playing that night, but Ethan wanted couple time so I agreed to stay back and chill with him so of course, wine chocolate and lollies were purchased, a lot of selfies were taken, and we sat and relaxed on our rooftop watching the sunset and then drinking and singing the night away. I had moments of regret and massive fomo considering I had in theory missed every night in Mykonos so far. The only thing that kept me deterred was I wasn't even tipsy yet, and entry alone was 55 euro, let alone the 12 euro drinks. The constant battle to remind myself I am a backpacker with limited funds not a millionaire hotel hopping traveller was occurring again, but this time, sense won out and I did my duty as a good girlfriend and stayed home for snuggles. The girls decided they were keen and would go but as they snuck back in at 2am it was clear they too came to their senses and realised 60 euro was probably a bit ridiculous for a 2 hour DJ set.
Mykonos was already over and my brief encounter with the island gave me a very mixed review. Paradise beach is fun if you don't care who you party with, you have money and you want to dance and get drunk! Mykonos town is beautiful and is exactly what I pictured Greece to be like, I wish we stayed here longer!